The UK Daily Mirror is mocking Madonna for her backstage contract rider for her UK shows: "Madge is insisting that her dressing room toilets have a brand-new loo seat for every night of the tour which kicks off in Cardiff on Sunday. We're told: The seat has to be inspected by her people, then installed - with an unbroken seal - by plumbers before every gig."
Why the mockery? Most of us would rather pee in our pants than use the toilets at Wembley Arena, so why should Madonna be any different? If I had her money I would employ a guy whose ONLY purpose in being in my posse would be to install clean toilet seats wherever I went. Come to think of it, this might just be my ultimate dream: