My prayers have been answered. Now perhaps mystical Judaism can stop being seen as Scientology-lite for Celebrities. ps--The last line of this blurb is the best:
An in-depth article by Britain's The Independent, reveals that Madonna may be close to severing her ties to the mystical Jewish religion, of which she has been a follower and generous contributor for many years:
She has decided to give it up, they say, having tired of the financial burden and the effect her strong beliefs have had on her relationship with husband Guy Ritchie.
In other news, Madonna has no intention of giving up being fake British.