Or should I say the Red Sux?
I don't even want to talk about it....
All I know is that if I sucked this badly at my job, I would be fired and escorted out of the building by security, with maybe enough time to pull my family photos off my cubicle wall. Not so for our professional baseball players. You can suck wind, choke at the crucial moment, and in general post an embarrassing performance night after freakin night, and you still cash your multi-million dollar check.
Short Story Long: Baseball is America's Sport? Dear God, I hope not.