Okay, even writing that made my skin crawl. As you have surmised, it's time to chat briefly about the whole Bill O'Reilly sexual harassment thing. I want to chat about it briefly in order that I say the following to all web sites, bloggers, and news outlets:
PLEASE STOP WITH THE DETAILS ABOUT BILL O'REILLY'S DIRTY TALK!
My eyes are burning! My ears are melting! My brain is dissolving! I can't take it! The man has FOREVER ruined my loofah for me. How am I supposed to exfoliate and keep my milky white skin glowing, if I can no longer bear to have a loofah in the shower with me?!
I ask you!
Enough, I say, enough!! No one wants to think about anyone 'in flagrante telephonicto' but there are some people more than others about whom it is critical to the time/space continuum that we never, ever, never ponder in mid-phone s*x:
Margaret Thatcher (that minx!)
George Costanza from Seinfeld
absolutely positively never ever never ever:
Short Story Long: This is not what God or nature intends for us to hear about.