All this sports-watching has us talking about working out, who is macked out, who looks good, blah blah. It also has us discussing nasty people we encounter at our respective gyms.
We all go to different gyms, so the fact that we all know "this guy" or "this woman" tells me that he and she get around. Tell me if you recognize these people:
1) The person who sits on the locker room leather couch buck nekkid. No towel underneath, no nothin'. Just freeb**ling on the couch as if no one else ever has to sit there.
2) The woman who blow dries and puts on makeup buck nekkid in a crowded vanity area. Like, if you were at home you'd be doing this naked? Please. What is it about having just done 40 minutes on the elliptical that makes us want to show off our stuff to strangers?
3) The guy who uses the gym-provided lotion to moisturize areas that SHOULD NOT HAVE DRY SKIN ISSUES. Note to that dude: if you notice skin flaking, see a doctor; you do not have "combination skin." Trust me.
4) The people who do the hot tub naked. What is this? I'm only a marginal prude, but MUST you deny me the intellectual fiction that there is something (be it even a teeny shred of garment) between you and me in the water? You are the reason I do not use public hot tubs. Again, if you were at your friend's hot tub, you'd put on a swimsuit. Why do you have to get naked with ME when I don't even know you?
Short Story Long: I'm sure you all have others. Share. We must put a stop to this national epidemic of gym boorishness.