Sunday, May 18, 2008

Paint The Mother Pink

Okay, I go off the grid for one measly year--and someone turns the money PINK? I just put some cash in my wallet for the first time since I-don't-know-when and my five dollar bill is not a greenback. It's a pinkback. Or maybe a peachback? Shrimpboatback? ButteredYamback? Whichever way, I'm feeling either like Rip Van Winkle or like some dude who's just gotten out of jail and can't believe cars have GPS and houses have microwaves or something.

Pink money. Next thing, you'll tell me the Iraq War is still going on!

I've clearly been away too long.


Vigilante said...

I'll tell you even worse news: there's still 245 days to go.

Utah Savage said...

What a great laugh you just delivered. I feel like Rip Van Winkle since I haven't read you for a couple of days. I'm in serious withdrawel=really boring political rant from me late last night. I almost tagged you for a meme and then dicided to be nice to you until next time I get tagged and then you'll be IT.