Baltimore: Charm City

I like Baltimore. I am spending more time there than I'd rather, but I'm getting to like it; it has a different feel than DC, less uptight. One thing I find interesting about it is that there seems to be a greater willingness than in DC to hang billboards with more Jerry-Springer-type themes, none of which would make the cut for DC zoning. I wish I had a photo of the two of which I speak, but here goes a description, the first of which made me almost crash my car:

A. AM I THE DADDY? [next to a picture of Rodin's Thinker]
DNA Paternity Testing Within 24 Hours

B. 1-800-FOR-BAIL
Ask for E-Z Payment Plans

Nice. I feel charmed already.