Thanks to my girl "Aunt J" for the following link:
This is a riot. I kid you not...there is a "what should the American people know?" entry with a one-line non-response.
At least we now know for sure that women won't have to drink their own breastmilk and that thousands of travelers will be arriving without toothpaste, lip balm, and shampoo. Remember, though, that I can fly with knitting needles which pose no threat whatsoever.