Thursday, August 24, 2006

Arctic Shrinkage

In the words of George Costanza: "I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!" OF COURSE polar bear genitals are shrinking. It's freezing up there! Give the poor bears the benefit of the doubt!
LiveScience

As the exchange went on Seinfeld:
Jerry, George: Elaine!
Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming; afterwards.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

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