I was given a book called "Haiku Mama" for Mother's Day and of course am only getting around to reading it now that it's almost Father's Day... The book is by Kari Anne Roy, and it is a hilarious collection of haiku about motherhood:
Screaming, crying, puke;
Yelling, threats, then just chaos.
Great birthday party.
When she was my mom
she said no sweets before lunch.
Yay! The perfect time
to strip down naked and scream--
when Mommy's on phone.