Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Haiku Mama

I was given a book called "Haiku Mama" for Mother's Day and of course am only getting around to reading it now that it's almost Father's Day... The book is by Kari Anne Roy, and it is a hilarious collection of haiku about motherhood:

Screaming, crying, puke;
Yelling, threats, then just chaos.
Great birthday party.

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When she was my mom
she said no sweets before lunch.
Hypocrite grandma.

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Yay! The perfect time
to strip down naked and scream--
when Mommy's on phone.

2 comments:

misterfed said...

Daddy dressed you, girl
no doubt that's why you look like
a blind prostitute

Heidi Klefstad said...

These are priceless!