Sunday, December 04, 2005

Lightbulbs

Courtesy of my girl Miko:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; the conditions of the light bulb are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are the work of naysayers and doubters in the liberal media. The light bulb is performing an honorable service to the American people, and those who question its efficacy are only lending aid and support to the darkness, hampering the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

2 comments:

Vigilante said...

Perfect!

Leaves nothing out. All the bases are covered.

But if the Bush Team has not given up any home runs yet; with their bases loaded, it continually is walking in runs, day by day. Their game is slowly - oh so slowly - being lost or given away, Like Chinese water torture.

Or like waterboarding?

Anonymous said...

Right on, Vigilante. If I may refer to you by name, not having met you. Waterboarding. Well said.