Thursday, December 29, 2005

New Year's Resolutions

I have a couple worth sharing.

1) Indulge my love for all things Patrick Swayze
http://www.patrickswayze.net/faq.htm

2) Get on Vh1's Celebrity Fit Club 4
You say I'm not famous enough? So why are Jeff Conaway, Young MC, and Countess Vaughn of The Parkers eligible? Does Jeff Conaway have a blog visited by literally TENS of people?! I rest my case.

3) Bring back the august tradition of public streaking during The State of the Union. You know, the one initiated by the wild and crazy James Polk in 1846? Yeah! That one! Where Clara Mabel Stowe took it all off and went for an evening constitutional through the chambers?! Yeah baby. She was the best until Betty Lou George took it all off for that horndog Ike in '57. Giddy up!

4) Finally school myself in hip hop slang, like "badunkadunk," "thizzin," and of course, "heezy." You know, for my thug life, y'all.

How about you? Any you want to share?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm with you on 4. Who doesn't need more street cred?

Raine said...

1) Bury the past.

2) Once it's good and buried, become good at denying things. Nothing sucks more than being the one honest person in a chain of crooks.

3) Find some authentic Absinthe, Mead, and some decent Whisky.

4) Perfect the art of flying by the seat of my pants.

Vigilante said...

I'll think about resolutions later.

2005 was the sucking most pits, so in the meantime, I'm wishing all in here
A Happier New Year!
Especially Mr Fed, Raine, Joe T., Anonymous #1, Anonymous #2, Anonymous #3, and you, too, E.

Anonymous said...

Thought I'd help you with 2 of your resolutions...
From Wikipedia
Slang: A "Patrick Swayze" or "PS" for short is known in the southern states as a "Ghost fart". This is derived from Patrick Swayze and Whoopi Goldberg's movie Ghost. In hip hop slang, to be Swayze is to be gone or gradually fade away to nothing.

Anonymous said...

Play MORE, worry LESS. Happy 2006.