Bah. There's (of course) already a site about goatees. Although this one seems semi-supportive, which is a bona fide crime against humanity as far as I'm concerned. Where is the Patriot Act when you need it to monitor un-American and dangerous online content, huh?!!
Here are a few from goateestyle.com. I rest my case on the Prison P***y thing. It has even gone intergenerational, hasn't it, Mr. Burl Ives?