#1 through 4 in a continuing series:
1) "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have...oh hell, pour me a drink."
--Charles Emerson Winchester III, M*A*S*H
2) GLORIA: Sixty-five percent of the people murdered in the last ten years were killed by handguns.
ARCHIE: Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?
--All In The Family
3) WOODY: Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.
4) NILES: I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, nonfat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing but not to leave me with a moustache.
Any others you want to share?