Thursday, November 11, 2004

Political: Goin' to Crossfire Tomorrow!

Yep. I'm going to be in the audience of Crossfire with some dear friends tomorrow. It's a bit odd because you have to enter at 3:30 and be in your seat with your cakehole shut by 4:10. So what am I supposed to do for 20 minutes? Think about what new, innovative red state/blue state map I can create to further support the Myth of the Mandate? Ponder Arlen Specter's bravery and integrity? Mull over whether I'd prefer Obama or Edwards or Bayh in 2008? Wonder why Christmas decorations go up before Halloween? Plumb the depths of "what exactly IS Hamburger Helper/nougat/cheese whiz/twinkie cream/mountain dew anyway?"

I know! I will devise some way to call Tucker Carlson "a d*ck" on national television!!
Wish me luck!


Miko said...

I hope you'll wear your Jon Stewart T-Shirt...

Anonymous said...

I agree with Miko. I also think I need to point out at this moment that vegetables are not detectible by xray machines.

"Tucker Carlson meet Mr. R. Tom Ato."