After having just posted about listening to Joel Osteen, here is an article about a lawsuit against his wife and co-pastor. Apparently she was involved in an "air rage" incident back in 2005. I don't know what the real story is; perhaps the good Mrs. Osteen is a nasty piece of work who slammed a flight attendant up against a bathroom door and elbowed her in the breast in an attemp to breach the flight deck. That being said, I am curious to understand how the complainant can sue for damages that include the development of "anxiety and hemorrhoids" as a result of said incident. It's not like she got elbowed in the butt crack now, is it?
(Apologies for the link to Fox News, but you know if any news outlet is covering this world class story of Evangelist's Wife Causes Hemorrhoids, it's gotta be Fox.)