All I've got for you today is links. I know. Lame. But some are even somewhat funny...
First, The Onion's expose on Obama's hillbilly half-brother, Cooter Obama:
Next, a woman submits a fake restaurant with terrible wine list to Wine Spectator Magazine; wins wine award:
Next, if you haven't seen this yet, it's the 11 Things Dwight Schrute Taught Me About Food:
And finally on a darker note, the following from Andrew Sullivan reminds us that, according to our current administration, John McCain was not in fact tortured in Vietnam. He was simply the recipient of "enhanced interrogation." It also details how McCain acquiesced in approving some of the techniques used on him by the Viet Cong for the US military. Pretty sad.