My Big Bro and SIL got me the most uplifting and yet heart-rending gift for Chanukah:
It would be hilariously funny if only he hadn't actually said this stuff:
"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."
"Arbolist...look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
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