First up, a man who was almost arrested in China for playing bagpipes:
Next, a book telling women to stay thin and obey their men. By a man who "has never married, has a girlfriend of two years, an 11-year-old son from a previous relationship and says he has never found true love." I would never have guessed!
In more Scottish news, the Haggis Eating Championship has been decided! In true Scottish fashion, you eat haggis while drinking beer in order to win some whiskey.
From Something Awful, the John McCain Honorable Attack Generator, to help out Democrats who always have to preface every criticism with something about McCain's honorable service. Pretty funny.