
Bambina: Where water?
Me: Water? What water?
B: Water! Water! Where water?! (eyes welling up)
Me: Sweet Girl, I don't know what you mean. Can you show me what you mean? Do you want a drink? We can get a drink in the car as soon as Mommy's done voting.
B: (Tears spilling over) Mama! Water! Boat on water! Where water?! Boat on water!
Me: Boat on wa...? Oh, sweet girl, it's Vote. With a va-va-vee. Not boat with a ba ba bee. Va va vote. There aren't any boats here, just...(oh dear god, help me out here...)...these "I Voted!" stickers! Would you like a sticker!? What a super sticker!!!
B: I Boated sticker! (little excited laugh through a face full of tears)
Crisis averted. Back to smooth sailing.

1 comment:
Agh, that's heartbreaking! Can you imagine? I thought we were taking a day trip at sea and somehow we end up in this school cafeteria.
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