Potentially the LEAST excited in-laws-to-be in the history of the world:
10 February 2005
THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT HAS BEEN ISSUED ON BEHALF OF THE QUEEN
The Duke of Edinburgh and I are very happy that The Prince of Wales and Mrs Parker Bowles are to marry. We have given them our warmest good wishes for their future together.
Note the use of the term "Mrs. Parker Bowles." It's not often you get to welcome your daughter-in-law to the family by addressing her as "Mrs. Other Man's Last Name," is it?