I got mine!
Ladies and gentlemen, Jews and Gentiles, countrymen: If you must fast for 24 hours while standing in temple in a nice outfit thinking about elements of your person and your life which need a radical rewrite, you simply MUST have the right Rabbi on the case. There is simply no reasonable alternative. Without the right guy (or girl) at the helm, it can all go real wrong real fast. At least for me....
I'll spare the lovely man of god in question any inadvertent association with my Daily Drivel here, but should you require a rabbi, you call me and I'll give you the 411.