Sunday, July 24, 2005

In Oprah We Trust

I love Oprah.

There. I said it. I love Oprah. I love the magazine, love the show, love her can-do spirit.

However, it could be argued by people of good faith that our Oprah is a wee bit pretentious and fat-headed with all of the Chopra-Orman-McGraw "insights," not to mention her own prodigious sense of self-satisfaction at being such a generous, spiritual being.

With that in mind, I have decided that I will impart a nugget of Oprah's Wisdom to you each month as I receive each magazine in order that you too can benefit from Oprah's Wisdom, lesser spiritual being that you are.

July's Wisdom:

"Alone time is when I distance myself from the voices of the world so I can hear my own."

That breakthrough idea ought to get your week of to a roaring start! TGI Oprah!


Vigilante said...

Just one nugget per month? You be titrating us, E!

Vigilante said...

Nugget for August?

"without Inspiration there would be no poetry"?

However, Sofia Minis have been banned from my house.

No taste.