It's 2am, so there will be no discussion of ethanol subsidies or earned income tax credits, darlings. Nope. Tonight/today you are getting entertainment gossip a la Louella Parsons and Hedda Hopper.
First up. As a child, I can think of nothing better for my emotional and spiritual growth and development than going out with my mom who is WEARING NO UNDERWEAR under a see-through outfit. In Istanbul. Culturally sensitive and appropriate to the last is our dear Kate Moss, also known as Mother Of The Year:
Next. Speaking of body parts, can this man be any more delicious, even with the tip of a finger missing? It was cut clean off during filming for his latest Bond movie. All I can say is, "Daniel, call me!" And next time, hire a mohel.
Next. Prepare yourselves for next summer's movie blockbuster: Bruno. It's Sasha Baron Cohen again, this time doing his Austrian eccentric character. Website Defamer jokingly said that the movie's real, full title would be, "Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt." It's not really, but it's pretty funny.
And finally, a link to People Magazine's "Child Stars: Then and Now." My fave is Peter Billingsley of A Christmas Story "I Double Dog Dare You!" fame. Enjoy!