Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Happy Passover!

It's that time of year again, folks. When we remember the Exodus; the freedom of the Israelites from slavery in Egypt land. Refrain: "Let my people go!"

As you will see from my post last year, the refrain is key. Once again we eat the matzo. Once again we feel the pain of bondage, or rather, bindage. Once again, the manufacturers of Dulcolax offer thanks to God himself for Passover and its legions of celebrants suffering from eight days in Colon Captivity.

Anti-semites like to say that Jews control the media and the banks. We really don't. We're too busy controlling the bowel regularity industry.

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