I preface this post with my Sopranos-inspired disclaimer, "I mean no disrespect." But, as with all statements like "no offense,but.." "I love you, but..." or "I don't mean to be ugly, but..." there is clearly no way to tell the story without being disrespectful.
With that said, off we go!
On a flight that also carried a member of the Kennedy clan, a passenger I know well heard from the row behind:
"Oh man. I am so not psyched to be on a plane with a Kennedy. First, they all die tragically. And second, if this plane goes down, no one will know that I died too..."
Sick. But very, very funny.