Thanksgiving Parlor Game

Perhaps a Thanksgiving parlor game as you sit around in your tryptophan stupor? Courtesy of the good people at Utah Savage:

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Jane None

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Edward John

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): HaStar

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Dog

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): Mary Boston

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning): The Orange Sidecar

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Stis

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Strawberry Thumbprint

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (pet’s name, street name): Stephan Seven

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Tigris Todlaw

Call me crazy, but I think "Strawberry Thumbprint" is waay more porn than Tigris Todlaw. What are yours?