Thursday, August 07, 2008

Suing Shrinks Swelling

After having just posted about listening to Joel Osteen, here is an article about a lawsuit against his wife and co-pastor. Apparently she was involved in an "air rage" incident back in 2005. I don't know what the real story is; perhaps the good Mrs. Osteen is a nasty piece of work who slammed a flight attendant up against a bathroom door and elbowed her in the breast in an attemp to breach the flight deck. That being said, I am curious to understand how the complainant can sue for damages that include the development of "anxiety and hemorrhoids" as a result of said incident. It's not like she got elbowed in the butt crack now, is it?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,398542,00.html

(Apologies for the link to Fox News, but you know if any news outlet is covering this world class story of Evangelist's Wife Causes Hemorrhoids, it's gotta be Fox.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL! Elbowed in the buttcrack!