My Not-So-Secret Fetish

When not reading about Iran or the state of our Republic, you can rest assured, friends, that I am trolling these here interwebs to find cool information in order to churn out some marginally-interesting nonsense for your reading pleasure. That is my justification for the internet journey that brought me to the realization that I have a fetish for eyebrows.

Yep. Eyebrows.

You know the kind (don't you?)-- groomed but not girly-groomed. Bushy but not Ernest Borgnine bushy. Masculine but not Brezhnev masculine. Just the right amount of each element to help anchor the other facial features.

I've always kind of joked that I have an eyebrow fetish, but this photo of Josh Hartnett --a man I'm not at all attracted to in real life-- blew me away. I knew I had a problem when I saw it and said, "Man. He's got some really awesome eyebrows..."


Other eyebrow hotties include:



And then this one, which definitely includes eyebrows, but is mostly about the kilt (my totally not-secret fetish):