Sunday, July 24, 2005

In Oprah We Trust

I love Oprah.

There. I said it. I love Oprah. I love the magazine, love the show, love her can-do spirit.

However, it could be argued by people of good faith that our Oprah is a wee bit pretentious and fat-headed with all of the Chopra-Orman-McGraw "insights," not to mention her own prodigious sense of self-satisfaction at being such a generous, spiritual being.

With that in mind, I have decided that I will impart a nugget of Oprah's Wisdom to you each month as I receive each magazine in order that you too can benefit from Oprah's Wisdom, lesser spiritual being that you are.

July's Wisdom:

"Alone time is when I distance myself from the voices of the world so I can hear my own."

That breakthrough idea ought to get your week of to a roaring start! TGI Oprah!

2 comments:

Vigilante said...

Just one nugget per month? You be titrating us, E!

Vigilante said...

Nugget for August?

"without Inspiration there would be no poetry"?

http://www.sofiamini.com/site.php

However, Sofia Minis have been banned from my house.

No taste.